U MeLAyu?

last week, i went to an indian rest at little india wif az. this waiter came up and started speaking to me in malay. he spoke so fast, i couldn't catch wat he was saying! da la my melayu ni power sangat... i was like thinking.. pak cik.. if wanna speak malay oso, at least slow down ah. and so.. as much as i tried to speak in malay while using some english words... after a while.. he asked, "Awak Melayu tak? Awak Melayu kan? Apersal tak cakap Melayu?" I'm like... pak cik! saya melayu celup lah! bagi lah discount sikit... sheesh... so technically, as long as i know 1/2, in fact 1/4 of teh malay language, i should be alright. aaaaaaaaahahahhahaaaaaa... the excuses i make for myself. :P

ok ok. i'm bad at the language. i admit. and maybe i should work harder to bring honour to the malay community. melayu boleh! Takkan melayu hilang di dunia! oh well...maybe i'm a disgrace. wateva!

so today, i went there again wif mummy. this time, wen he asked, "Melayu?" I said, "Cina! my mother cina!" den he took a good look at my mother. at first he said... "Bukan cina la". den after a while i think he was convinced. lol. *Shakes head.

it was a pretty "strange" conversation over lunch i muz say. i dun usually do this wif my mum. i was saying that one of my gd frens is getting married tmr. and she asked me abt me and Him. i said truthfully, if it's wif Him, 5 yrs. if not, i dunno. she was like.. 5 yrs ah. wah! very long... But i think she really likes Him. but i think she go the hint. she even said that if it doesnt work out, it's His loss. I was like ... wa lao say until like dat. den she cont by saying... "coz it's not easy to find a good mother-in-law like me." I burst into laughter. cheh... mother mother... she say He's a nice boy, haf to go through a lot in life and she sayang Him. lol. again... mother mother...

den here comes the next part... i was telling her that one of my frens divorced recently. den she like go in to "kancheong" mode. she said, "It's ok if you marry late. as long as you dun get a divorce. so it's ok." u see how my mother sayang Him!

oh well... mummy's views aside, for now... let's juz take a choo choo train ride... slow and steady... and see how it goes... no expectations = no disappointments. no more roller coaster please!

err... are u actually managing my finances for me?!?!??! AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAAAAA. feels like u are my manager! well i'll leave the negotiating to u den since u are the biz guy anyway. watever it is, the best deal sounds goood... at the end of the day, juz gimme the best that u can get ok. lol. i'm actually trusting a friend wif this like 100% and juz going wif the flow... am i for real!?!??! actually, i'm juz plain lazy :P