KidS Say THe DarNEsT THinGS

since adults are soooooooo confusing as they twist words and meanings ard and it's too tiring to try and figure out wat they mean, how abt looking at things at surface level. kids do say the darnest things - real life instances! as usual, pseudo names are used.

k-kid, t-teacher

1) the class was writing a Mother's day card for their mums:

t: k, what's your mother's name?
k: XXX
t: ok, how do you spell your mother's name?
k: M.U.M.M.Y.

*well, that's how he spells it. he is answering the question.

2) the class was having a discussion on community helpers.

t: the person who helps to design buildings is an architect. K, your dad does that. So what does your dad do?
k: he design buildings.
t: so what do you call him?
k: ... Daddy!

*again, answering the question.

3) k just came back fr a holiday and celebrated her birthday.

k: ms j, i just had my birthday.
t: so how old are you now?
k: five.
t: oh, i thought u are sixteen. (jokingly)
k: no, I'm sandy (her name).
t: ... (while the kid went to play with her friends).

4) a kid was being scolded by a teacher during recess at the canteen and was crying.

t: (wanting to know which level he was from shouted:)which level are you in?
k: (sobbing) ground level.

LOL. sheesh... *shakes head. if only adults are like them. wouldnt the world be so much simpler to understand.

innocence... kids... one of the little things in life that makes u smile (and scream).